Algorithms on crack

I write like
Douglas Adams

I Write Like. Analyze your writing!

I used the prologue of Disenchanted for input, and according to I Write Like, I write in the same style as the author of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Well. Indeed. I really did not see that coming.

So, being the contrary curmudgeon that I am, I dared them to tell me the same thing twice, and I input the first chapter of Clairvoyant. And what do you think they said?

I write like
William Shakespeare

I Write Like. Analyze your writing!

Yeah, my role model for combining the literary and the popular. Do I believe it? Not for a second. I have no idea how they can get algorithms to smoke, but it clearly needs a session in detox.